It’s 1935 in Los Angeles. Meet my Grandpa Maurice Hasson, the son of Sephardic Jews who had immigrated to California from Rhodes, Turkey (now part of Greece). At 22 years-old, he was given an insane job to wear a sandwich board advertising the roller skates he was wearing, and roller skate from Los Angeles to New York City! There he and his friend would be paid $5000. He only made it as far as Salt Lake City where he met Virginia Lambert at a dance. They fell in love and were married two weeks later. They settled in Provo, Utah where my dad was born. I’m gong to finish what Grandpa started and I want you to come with me, AND be on a reality T.V. show. All proceeds from the reality show will go to save our national parks!
Sleeping quarters provided by LANCE RVs, along with drivers who will haul our stuff. ACME ROLLER SKATING will outfit us with skates and protective gear. ADIDAS will dress us in trendy athletic clothing. All meals will be cooked by the BRIGHT LINE EATING food truck. SAFEWAY will donate all the groceries. SPRINT will provide all communication devices and cell service. MT. SINAI will render all medical services needed. All you'll pay for is the doctor’s visit required to apply. (DISCLAIMER: This is a fake website, but some things are real, like Grandpa Hasson's story, my story, and my weightloss. Bright Line Eating is totally legit and I have permission to link this school project to their official page.)
Come with me and participate in this extreme ADVENTURE! It’s a wild and crazy, chance of a lifetime! We plan to see as many of our National Parks as possible and the entire experience will be filmed and made into a reality series by MIRACLE BABY FILMS. Tom Hanks (Forest Gump) is on board to star in the series! We are seeking people who will shine on film, so if this is you, fill out an application, send a full body photo of yourself, plus a video of you telling us why you want to participate. Twenty semi-finalists will be invited to Salt Lake City to be interviewed by our panel of judges. After a gala evening with TOM HANKS and SUSAN PIERCE THOMPSON in attendance, ten finalists will be selected and announced!
A little bit about me, Janette Kaymak: I am originally from Valdez, Alaska, but now I live in New York City. I'm a 59 year-old mother of six, grandmother of eight, fur-mommy to an adorable Morkie, and wife of Mustafa the Remarkable Movie Producer. After reaching an all time high of 249 lbs, I was sad and frustrated. I had tried almost every diet available. They would work for a while, but eventually I would figure out a way to eat too much and sabotage my efforts. After discovering Bright Line Eating by Susan Pierce Thompson, I realized I was a food addict. So, I gave up flour and sugar, I weighed my food, and I ate three meals a day. No exercise was required because precious willpower needs to be preserved for the eating program. It was so simple and yet so difficult, all at the same time, but it worked! I lost 40 lbs in five months. I am a “Bright Lifer” meaning I will eat this way for the rest of my life. I plan on losing 40 more lbs in the next five months, but this project will make it happen faster! Come with me, eat Bright Line meals and lose a bunch of weight, while helping to save our National Parks! Even if you can't come roller skate with me, check out BRIGHT LINE EATING by SUSAN PIERCE THOMPSON. Click on the BLE cook book link below:
Are you excited about this project and passionate about fitness, but just need a good excuse to get off your duff and do something about it? You must be 35 to 65 pounds overweight and in decent health, which will be determined by your doctor. Print out the application, take it to your doctor and have them fill out the medical portion. If you qualify, fill out the rest of the application and scan it. Next, along with the required photo and video, send it to miraclebabyfilms@live.com. If you are selected, you will be sent a pair of Acme quad roller skates and begin conditioning yourself to skate at least ten miles to start with. Departure date is May 15, 2020. ETA is September 15, 2020. If you are among the twenty semi-finalists, you'll receive a one way ticket to Salt Lake City for the convention on May 13th. If you are selected as one of the ten finalists, you must be ready to depart on May 15th. If you are not selected, we'll provide your transportation home. If you make it to NYC, we will donate $50,000 in your name to save our national parks!
